Mothers Day

Someone sent me this today and I thought it was cute enough to share!
Famous Mothers:
COLUMBUS' MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered,you still could have written!

MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: "Can't you paint on walls like other children?Do you have any idea how hard it is toget that stuff off the ceiling?"

NAPOLEON'S MOTHER:""All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out oft here and show me."

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: "Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"

MARY'S MOTHER: "I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you."

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER: "The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"

THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!"

PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew."

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: "But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? OY! Styling gel, mousse, something...?"

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